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BRACKER'S PRIVACY POLICY
LEGAL MUMBO JUMBO:
This is where we should place a stern warning about copyrighting our web
site and describe the gory details of any consequence if you try to use
anything without permission. But basically, we trust that you won't use
anything from our web site for nefarious, dangerous, or otherwise
untoward uses and that you are generally an honest person who
understands how hard we worked to create this site. If you want to copy
information for your own use, that's fabulous, go right ahead. We even encourage teachers to use whatever they want as handouts for classes or teaching materials. If you
want to use something on our site for other purposes, contact us. And if
you're one of those types who uses this type of stuff willy-nilly
without any regard to gory consequences, you probably aren't even
reading this in the first place. However, keep in mind that if you do
use our information or products in the aforementioned willy-nilly style,
you may be subject to fifty (50) lashes with an extruded, wet, noodle of
clay. Said lashes will be carried out within fifteen (15) days of the
violation by staff members or a contracted security firm. If the
violation is not punished within the allowed time frame, the violation
is forgiven and you will be placed on indefinite artistic probation.
We don't sell, give, or auction our mailing list (nor any other personal information you provide to us during the usual course of doing business) to anyone else, nor do we provide
specific demographic information - not even if someone asks us really
politely, offers us tons of money, or gives us lots of chocolate
(although our own e-mail addresses can easily be bought with Godiva
chocolate). Any information that you provide to us is for our own sordid
and sundry uses, such as figuring out what items to stock or finding new
potter's toys to carry. However, if you really, really feel the need to
have your e-mail account flooded with spam, just send us your e-mail
address and we'd be happy to forward you all of the junk mail that we get.
This page was last updated:
Sunday, December 4, 2005 1:02 PM
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